The Manual Onboarding Mafia

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June 28, 2025

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Why does every app need three logins, a secret handshake, and a blood sample just to get started?

It’s not incompetence — it’s intentional. Somewhere out there, the Manual Onboarding Mafia is raking it in every time you forget your password or abandon your cart on step 6 of 9.

This week, we fight back — with conspiracy-fueled business ideas, friction-killing SaaS tools, and domains that know the truth is out there… and it’s probably hidden behind a “Create Account” button.

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#1: PROBLEM > OPPORTUNITY > WHO PAYS > IDEA > DOMAIN

Problem: 85% of users bounce during onboarding or checkout — not because they don’t want to buy, but because the experience sucks.
Opportunity: Businesses are bleeding revenue due to bad UX and clunky flows.
Who Pays: Startups, SaaS founders, e-commerce shops, app builders.
Idea: A “friction audit” SaaS — you plug in your funnel or onboarding flow and it maps the friction, suggests AI-generated fixes, and auto-deploys a better experience.
Domains:

  • InfinityFind.com — Because users shouldn’t have to search forever to give you money.

  • Zazag.com — Deploy an AI chatbot to smooth out the bumps before they become churn.

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#2: CONSPIRACY CORNER — THE 17-CLICK CHECKOUT CARTEL

What if I told you… Stripe and PayPal secretly love abandoned carts?

Why? Because every abandoned checkout is a tiny donation to their failed payment data empire. They learn more. You earn less.

Let’s fix that.

Business idea: “Friction Watchdog” — browser extension for founders that analyzes your onboarding flow like a snarky UX coach. “Really? Three pop-ups before I can pay?”
Pair it with InfinityFind.com, or white-label it as a plugin for e-commerce shops.

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The domain name InfinityFind.com embodies the ceaseless journey of exploration and discovery. It evokes a sense of limitlessness in searching for answers, solutions, and opportunities. With its infinite possibilities, the name conjures imag

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#3: AI TOOLS TO KILL FRICTION

  • Makelanding.ai – Generate landing pages that don’t scare people off.

  • Formwise.ai – Create AI-powered forms that actually help convert.

  • Ledyou.com – AI agents that can pre-onboard users before they talk to you.

  • Softr – Build sleek no-code apps without the usual fluff.

  • Fastread.io – Summarize onboarding manuals or help docs for lazy users (aka all of us).

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#4: DOMAINS WORTH UNLOCKING

  • SomThings.com – Digital objects marketplace, or frictionless e-commerce for collectibles.

  • OldSuite.com – Retro SaaS platform branding — great for onboarding simplicity nostalgia.

  • WhistleCase.com – AI tool that alerts teams when friction or confusion happens mid-flow.

  • BestMixed.com – Bundle your best tools for conversion & automation into one sexy SaaS package.

  • Teamsto.com – Ideal for internal ops automation and employee onboarding.

#5: INFLUENCERS TO FOLLOW

  • @shl – Shlomo is the founder of Buildspace and shares no-fluff founder takes on product and shipping quickly.

  • @jasonlk — Learn SaaS, community driven, get funded for your great idea!

#6: NWO AS A SERVICE — THE GLOBAL UX RESET

Here’s the plan: The New World Order doesn’t want your startup to succeed. Why? Because if your onboarding flow worked perfectly, you’d be free — financially, emotionally, spiritually. Can’t have that.

So they make “best practices” confusing on purpose. Ever tried setting up Google Analytics lately? Exactly.

Business Idea: Launch a SaaS that promises “NWO-Compliant UX” — dead-simple setup, zero GDPR nightmares, and nothing hosted in sketchy jurisdictions (unless that’s the vibe you want). Add an AI that rewrites T&Cs in pirate-speak for laughs.

Domain: TradeOff.co — Every UX choice has one. But what if your AI mapped the trade-offs for you?

#7: THE CREEPY QUIET UX THAT CONVERTS

Some flows are too good. Like... eerily smooth.

You click one thing and boom — your info’s already filled in, your card’s accepted, your soul has low-key been harvested.

Turns out, frictionless doesn’t mean harmless. But also… people love it.

Business Idea: “Haunted UX Studio” — A boutique conversion optimization service that’s just slightly creepy. Pages that load too fast. Forms that guess your answers. AI thank-you pages that blink.

Domain: Scanfakes.com — Detect if your own site is too good to be true.

FINAL THOUGHTS:

Here’s your mission: Break the cycle of friction-based business losses. Don’t let the Cartel win.

One less click could be the difference between ramen and recurring revenue.

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